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Positive Attitude


Have a Positive attitude…


                              J When your boss says - "You have screwed up this module"
                                  Smile - it means "the other modules were good"

                                  JJ. When your boss says - "I am not going to let you go early today evening"
                                      Smile - It means "you can come late tomorrow"

                                     JJJ. When your boss says - "Do the documentation"
                                          Smile - it means "Relax dude, you've done enough of coding, time to give your brains a break"

                                              JJJJ. When your boss says - "You do nothing but just surf the internet"
                                                  Smile - it means "Dude, now I know where all that knowledge comes from"


                                                      JJJJJ. When your boss says - "Do you come to office to sleep?"
                                                      Smile - It means "hey buddy, why do you stress yourself? Have a good night's  
                                                         sleep and come to office   whenever you wish!"

                                                          JJJJJJ  . When your boss says - "Stop staring at that girl you moron"
                                                                  Smile - it means "My wife is better than her "

                                                                  JJJJJJJ. When your boss says - "Why does nothing work on your machine?"
                                                                       Smile - it means "I am thinking I could rather give you my laptop"

                                                                      JJJJJJJJ. When your boss says - "Would you stop talking on your mobile phone?"
                                                                          Smile - it means "Use the office phone instead"

                                                                            JJJJJJJJJ. When your boss says - "Why do you keep smiling always?"
                                                                              Smile - it means "I love the fact that You are spreading the good will"

                                                                              JJJJJJJJJJ. When your boss says - "YOU ARE FIRED"
                                                                                 SLAP HIM IN HIS FACE AND SAY - "I RESIGN"JJJ

Keep Smiling..
JJJJJJJJJJJJ

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